Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.

Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience.