Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience.

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.

When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.