Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.

Give your typical employee a profitable corporation, and, he is mostly likely to sell it to buy a fancier suit for his next job interview.

Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience.

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.