Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.