An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.