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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Book
Depending
Down
Gas
Goes
How
Might
Much
Redneck
Truck
Up
Up And Down
Value
You
Your
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