You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.