You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

A buck with a bow is a big buck, no matter the size.

When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star.

Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.