My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for years in little clubs, then you got your big break and became a star.