I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

Every time I go into a tournament, I'm strictly on my own. I know I'm playing for my bread and butter.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The present time has one advantage over every other - it is our own.