You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone

My ancestors didn't come over in the Mayflower -- they met the boat.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.