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You don't have to make fun of it."

"Actually I do," I said. "I make fun of almost everything.


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A man's worst difficulties begin when he is able to do as he likes.
It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The more intelligent a man is, the more originality he discovers in men. Ordinary people see no diff...
The intelligence is proved not by ease of learning, but by understanding what we learn.
Communication is something so simple and difficult that we can never put it in simple words.
Like threads of silver seen through crystal beads
Let love through good deeds show.
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
In everyone's heart stirs a great homesickness.
That is the supreme value of history. The study of it is the best guarantee against repeating it.
Our wisdom comes usually from our experience, and our experience comes largely from our experience.
One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first ti...
To reprove small faults within due vehemence, is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer to...
Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle of...
Some families can trace their ancestors back three hundred years, but can't tell you where their chi...
A recent survey was said to prove that the people we Americans most admire are our politicians and d...
If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does it twice, you are a fool.
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs.
Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.
The man who has strong opinions and always says what he thinks is courageous - and friendless.
Friendship is love with understanding.
So few people think. When we find one who really does, we call him a genius
Your life can't go according to plan if you have no plan.
Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment.
Conversation is an exercise of the mind; gossip is merely an exercise of the tongue.
An expert gossiper knows how much to leave out of a conversation
To live so that you would not be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip, is to have li...
Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind
If you would attain greatness, think no little thoughts.
We are born brave, trusting and greedy, and most of us remain greedy.
People are changed, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example.
Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort to teach them good...
The guilty catch themselves.
Good habits are formed; bad habits we fall into.
If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
Hatred is a boomerang which is sure to hit you harder than the one at whom you throw it.
Hate pollutes the mind.
If we miraculously became the people we hate, how lovable we would find ourselves.
To feel "fit as a fiddle" you must tone down your middle.
Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it.
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, "And whom did you consult before coming t...
"Oh," replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, "he told me to come and see you."
It is impossible to make wisdom hereditary.
Honesty is a question of right or wrong, not a matter of policy.
It is a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
Too many people confine their exercise to jumping to conclusions, running up bills, stretching the t...
Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for ...
Humor - the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.
"What made the deepest impression upon you?" inquired a friend one day of Lincoln, "when you stood i...
It isn't easy for an idea to squeeze itself into a head filled with prejudice.
Too many people run out of ideas long before they run out of words.
Imagination is the pontoon bridge making way for the timid feet of reason.
Practical observation commonly consists of collecting a few facts and loading them with guesses.
Friendship is a living thing that lasts only as long as it is nourished with kindness, empathy and u...
Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, Providence, - what are they?
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
One look around us ought to show that all our arbitrary measures and bounds have been clamped on us ...
No punishment of the unrighteous has ever been too severe in the eyes of the righteous.
Why keep on enacting laws when we already have more than we can break.
The best leader is the one who has the sense to surround himself with outstanding people and self-re...
Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the demand.
Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others.
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea
Old age may seem a long way off. But on the day it doesn't, it will be too late to do anything about...
Age withers only the outside.
Where ambition ends happiness begins.
The best answer to answer to anger is silence.
The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that makes him angry.
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
People who know the least always argue the most.
If you look for the positive things in life; you will find them.
What we are doing at the moment is more that just one thing added to the rest; it is a memoir.
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes
The human mind must believe in something, so why not let it believe what it does believe.
He that boasts of his own knowledge proclaims his ignorance
It is better to live richly than to die rich.
On his examination paper a boy wrote, "A natural death is where you die by yourself without a doctor...
Many things are worse than defeat,and compromise with evil is one of them.
Desire for security keeps littleness little and threatens the great with smallness.
We cannot be too earnest, too persistent, too determined, about living superior to the herd-instinct...
A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got it.
Shortchange your education now and you may be short of change the rest of your life.
Mistakes are a great educator when one is honest enough to admit them and willing to learn from them
Catch your people doing something right and let them know you appreciate it.
Create the kind of climate in your organization where personal growth is expected, recognized and re...
Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind.
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The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy.

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'A what?'
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'I'm not a witch,' I ...
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This, all by itself, is enough to reall...
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'To where they treat me like royalty,' I said.
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'Yes,'
'And you are going to consult four large...
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JIM BUTCHER Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.
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JIM BUTCHER Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it u...
JIM BUTCHER In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.'...
JIM BUTCHER Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.
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JIM BUTCHER Science, the largest religion of the twentieth century, had become somewhat tarnished by images of e...
JIM BUTCHER I’ve often wished that I had some suave and socially acceptable hobby that I could fall back on in...
JIM BUTCHER My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. I'm a wizard. I wor...
JIM BUTCHER They say we wizards are subtle. But believe you me, we've got nothing, nothing at all, on women JIM BUTCHER Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an anno...
JIM BUTCHER It isn't good to hold on too hard to the past. You can't spend your whole life looking back. Not eve...
JIM BUTCHER I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth...
JIM BUTCHER Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon abo...
JIM BUTCHER My friend is going to save a little girl from monsters. I am going with him. That's what friends do.
JIM BUTCHER You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because ...
JIM BUTCHER Even in winter, the cold isn't always bitter, and not every day is cruel.
JIM BUTCHER No,” she said. “You are not Patrick Swayze. I am not Demi Moore.” She touched a switch on the ...
JIM BUTCHER Sometimes I get tired of being the guy who is supposed to deal with un-deal-withable situations.
JIM BUTCHER But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.
JIM BUTCHER Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"

Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . p...
JIM BUTCHER Holy shit," I breathed. "Hellhounds."
"Harry," Michael said sternly. "You know I hate it when y...
JIM BUTCHER My magic. That was at the heart of me. It was a manifestation of what I believed, what I lived. It c...
JIM BUTCHER I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dr...
JIM BUTCHER Have you ever felt despair? Absolute hopelessness? Have you ever stood in the darkness and known, de...
JIM BUTCHER I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.
JIM BUTCHER Time after time, history demonstrates that when people don't want to believe something, they have en...
JIM BUTCHER Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.
JIM BUTCHER In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!
JIM BUTCHER Me and polite have never been on close terms.
JIM BUTCHER When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching -- they are your family....
JIM BUTCHER Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.
JIM BUTCHER Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!
JIM BUTCHER Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.
JIM BUTCHER Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.
JIM BUTCHER The characters within a book were, from a certain point of view, identical on some fundamental level...
JIM BUTCHER It made me feel better. Mouse might not have been the
smartest creature on earth, but he was st...
JIM BUTCHER [Mouse is] with us. The dog is a handicap-assist animal."

The kid lifted his eyebrows. JIM BUTCHER People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.
JIM BUTCHER Mister didn't come with me on cases, being above such trivial matters, but he found me pleasant comp...
JIM BUTCHER Sometimes the most remarkable things seem commonplace. I mean when you think about it jet travel is ...
JIM BUTCHER I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating.
JIM BUTCHER Like “love,” “hope” is one of those ridiculously disproportional words that by all rights sh...
JIM BUTCHER There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.
JIM BUTCHER I've never lost a duel to the death. Not one.
JIM BUTCHER If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while the...
JIM BUTCHER Da. This is going very well already."

Thomas barked out a laugh. "There are seven of us a...
JIM BUTCHER Star Trek?” I asked her. “Really?”
“What?” she demanded, bending unnaturally black e...
JIM BUTCHER But there were some things I believed in. Some things I had faith in. And faith isn't about perfect ...
JIM BUTCHER If I need you I'll give you a signal.'
'What signal?'
'I'll imitate the scream of a terrif...
JIM BUTCHER Industry and determination, Mister Kettle, can transform the difficult into the routine," Grimm said...
JIM BUTCHER If the nature of her foes would speak to the credit of Bridget's death, then surely the nature of he...
JIM BUTCHER Empty knight, Harry! Morgan? Morgan? What's wrong with your head?" Thomas shrugged.

"I do...
JIM BUTCHER It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.
JIM BUTCHER One can have only as much preparation as he has foresight.
JIM BUTCHER Molly, you are a good person. Don't let anyone take that away from you. Not even yourself.
JIM BUTCHER God isn't about making good things happen to you, or bad things happen to you. He's all about you ma...
JIM BUTCHER Now I feel like James Bond. Suave and intelligent, breaking all the codes while looking fabulous.
JIM BUTCHER Vanity, thy name is vampire.
JIM BUTCHER I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.
JIM BUTCHER I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.
JIM BUTCHER Everything was perfectly healthy and normal here in Denial Land.
JIM BUTCHER The human mind isn't a terribly logical or consistent place. Most people, given the choice to face a...
JIM BUTCHER There is but one reality, that is true -- but the two of you experience it in slightly different way...
JIM BUTCHER But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, an...
JIM BUTCHER We are not going to die."

Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?...
JIM BUTCHER Come with me if you want to live.
JIM BUTCHER I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds l...
JIM BUTCHER She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to hav...
JIM BUTCHER Loneliness is a hard thing to handle. I feel it, sometimes. When I do, I want it to end. Sometimes, ...
JIM BUTCHER Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different.
JIM BUTCHER Love is another kind of power, which shouldn't surprise you. Magic comes from emotions, among other ...
JIM BUTCHER Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group...
JIM BUTCHER Ack!" I said.

Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.
JIM BUTCHER Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is t...
JIM BUTCHER I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' h...
JIM BUTCHER Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.
JIM BUTCHER The man once wrote: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to ang...
JIM BUTCHER So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you someho...
JIM BUTCHER I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.
JIM BUTCHER Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing w...
JIM BUTCHER The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.
JIM BUTCHER We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.
JIM BUTCHER Every soul is special. They’re all beautiful. They’re all far more significant than anyone on th...
JIM BUTCHER I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with pe...
JIM BUTCHER There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or mor...
JIM BUTCHER I am just another blind man. I do not get the whole picture of what transpires in all places. I am b...
JIM BUTCHER It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so m...
JIM BUTCHER I brought the Beetle to life with a roar. Well. Not really a roar. A Volkswagen Bug doesn't roar. Bu...
JIM BUTCHER I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on.
JIM BUTCHER Not that I was worried about anyone stealing my car. I once had a car thief offer to get me somethin...
JIM BUTCHER It's one of the things that makes us different than they are, Harry. The blood on their hands does n...
JIM BUTCHER Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste...
JIM BUTCHER We all must die. There is no better way to do so than in the pursuit of something you love.
JIM BUTCHER He wasn't evil as much as magnificently innocent of any kind of morality.
JIM BUTCHER I am the foremost collector of velvet Elvii in the city of Chicago," I said at once.

"El...
JIM BUTCHER Mister Dresden is a diplomatically challenged individual. He should be in a shelter for the tactless...
JIM BUTCHER I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pant...
JIM BUTCHER Do you really think you can win?'
'Yeah. Hell, Ortega is only the third or fourth most disturbi...
JIM BUTCHER Apocalypse is a frame of mind." [Nicodemus] said then. "A belief. A surrender to inevitability. It i...
JIM BUTCHER They don't make morgues with windows. In fact, if the geography allows for it, they hardly ever make...
JIM BUTCHER I put the ick in magic.
JIM BUTCHER Mister Dresden," he said. "And Miss Rodriguez, I believe. I didn't realize you were an art collector...
JIM BUTCHER My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps.
JIM BUTCHER I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at t...
JIM BUTCHER Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.
JIM BUTCHER It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thin...
JIM BUTCHER There are things you can't walk away from. Not if you want to live with yourself afterward.
JIM BUTCHER You're such a cynic," Molly said.

"I think cynics are playful and cute.
JIM BUTCHER I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego, that I am not lying to you.
JIM BUTCHER Journeyman stared at Grimm as though Grimm had just suggested that the engineer should prostitute hi...
JIM BUTCHER Gandalf never had this kind of problem.
He had exactly this problem, actually, standing in fro...
JIM BUTCHER I know how you feel," I said. "You run into something you totally don't get, and it's scary as hell....
JIM BUTCHER Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.
JIM BUTCHER Isana laughed. "And you, lady? Are you a woman of conscience or of ambition?"
The lady smiled. ...
JIM BUTCHER It would require a singularly stupid man to go hang around in narrow tunnels and cramped spaces alon...
JIM BUTCHER There are old swordsmen and bold swordsmen. But few old, bold swordsmen.
JIM BUTCHER Coz," he said. "You really must learn to shut your mouth from time to time. You'll taste less shoe l...
JIM BUTCHER Honest. It's almost always best to go with honest. It means you never have to worry about getting yo...
JIM BUTCHER It is vital that we not be made to seem wholly helpless in the opening moments of the war. On...
JIM BUTCHER Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like ...
JIM BUTCHER Something like this will test you like nothing else," Mac said. "You're going to find out who you ar...
JIM BUTCHER Oh, I forgot to mention it: My brother is the kind of man whom women stalk. In cooperative packs.
JIM BUTCHER You," Madeline said, her voice hollow and wheezing, "are like a bad case of herpes, wizard. You're i...
JIM BUTCHER See, those who wield the primordial forces of creation have a long-running grudge with physics.
JIM BUTCHER I took a moment to study the wards. They were a smooth patchwork of enchantment, probably the result...
JIM BUTCHER There were guns on the coffee table. Like, a lot of them, broken out on cloths, being cleaned, leane...
JIM BUTCHER There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy.
JIM BUTCHER On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make th...
JIM BUTCHER But you can't go around changing your definition of right and wrong (or smart and stupid) just becau...
JIM BUTCHER I am disturbed by the presence of inordinate levels of coincidence
JIM BUTCHER She pressed the rest of her clothes into my hands and said, "Don't do anything weird with them."
JIM BUTCHER You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated.
JIM BUTCHER There aren't any magical words, really. Words just hold the magic.
JIM BUTCHER All things pass in time. We are far less significant than we imagine ourselves to be. All that we ar...
JIM BUTCHER Isana stared at Gaius for a moment. Then she said, "How can you live with yourself?"

The ...
JIM BUTCHER The world always thinks that the destruction of a physical vessel is victory,” he said quietly. �...
JIM BUTCHER beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.
JIM BUTCHER You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.
JIM BUTCHER Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday.
JIM BUTCHER Molly blinked, then looked at Thomas and said, "Wait a minute.... We're his flunkies."

"Y...
JIM BUTCHER Pansy," Murphy sneered.

Thomas leered at her. "You make my stamen tingle when you talk li...
JIM BUTCHER You predicted quick victory. Now it’s going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don’t you know...
JIM BUTCHER Let's get something clear up front. I'm not Harry Dresden. Harry's a wizard. A genuine, honest-to-go...
JIM BUTCHER Karrin, eh?" Thomas asked.

I nodded. "She's real serious about order. A man dying, she ca...
JIM BUTCHER I realized then what had happened.

She had turned us--all of us, except for Mouse--into g...
JIM BUTCHER Lea stood upon a fallen log ahead of us, staring ahead. Mouse walked up to her.

Gggrrrr r...
JIM BUTCHER A bolt of warmth, fierce with joy and pride and gratitude, flashed through me like sudden lightning....
JIM BUTCHER Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evapor...
JIM BUTCHER A second later the door opened and Murphy glared up at me, blue eyes bright and cold. "Get more away...
JIM BUTCHER Laughter, like love, has power to survive the worst things life has to offer. And to do it with styl...
JIM BUTCHER I wish I worried about my uncle's opinions, and had problems to work out with my mom. Hell, I'd sett...
JIM BUTCHER Because nothing says flattery like a gun to the head.
JIM BUTCHER Stop," Kincaid said in a calm voice. "Unclench."
"Unclench what?" Murphy demanded.
"Unclen...
JIM BUTCHER Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey m...
JIM BUTCHER And it's deadly to us. We can inspire lust, but it's just a shadow. An illusion. Love is a dangerous...
JIM BUTCHER

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