You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.