You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.