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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W.C. FIELDS You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. FIELDS Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
W. C. FIELDS Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
LEO ROSTEN The best way to show that a stick is crooked is not to argue about it or to spend time denouncing it...
DWIGHT L. MOODY A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow
PROVERB You can lead a horse to water and you can even make it drink, but you can't make actresses wear ...
EDITH HEAD If you're passionate about something and stick with it, even if your friends aren't doing it...
ELIZABETH GILLIES If you stand straight, do not fear a crooked shadow.
CHINESE PROVERB If you stand straight, do not fear a crooked shadow.
CHINESE PROVERBS a crooked truth is far straight than a straight lie
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
LIAM GALLAGHER A crooked log makes a strait fire
[A crooked log makes a straight fire.]
GEORGE HERBERT I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren...
SYLVESTER STALLONE No one is going to stick their head out of the trenches for someone they don't respect or trust....
GORDON BETHUNE Well, you can't trust most people in this game, period; it can be a very shady business.
MARVIN HAGLER Out of the crooked timber of humanity no straight thing can ever be made.
IMMANUEL KANT Concrete you can mold, you can press it into - after all, you haven't any straight lines in your...
PHILIP JOHNSON You can't trust the internet.
NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN A 501(c)3 can't lobby. A 501(c)3 can't invest in a company or build an industry. It may be t...
LARRY BRILLIANT Nature doesn't feel compelled to stick to a mathematically precise algorithm; in fact, nature pr...
MARGARET WERTHEIM You are an adult and you don't understand me and what are the differences between the adult and the ...
DEYTH BANGER I went up a straight crooked lane and, I said 'No thanks, yes if yer please.
JACK FINNEY You cannot have a relationship with someone you can't trust.
SHERI L. DEW People always say that Randy Moss can't stick to the rules. Even my own rules.
RANDY MOSS There are no straight backs, no symmetrical faces, many wry noses, and no even legs. We are a crooke...
WILLIAM OSLER When you're surrounded by all these people, it can be even lonelier than when you're by your...
FIONA APPLE From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned.
IMMANUEL KANT From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned.
EDWARD HAND From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned
EDWARD HAND Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
STEVE WOZNIAK God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE More cotton will grow on a crooked row than a straight one.
BARBARA SWELL for the very first time in history, 'Madame Mayor, C. Virginia Fields.'
CHARLES BARRON You can lead a bureaucrat to water, but you can't make him think.
RIC KELLER My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a str...
TOM WAITS Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved.
IMMANUEL KANT Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be built
IMMANUEL KANT Lawyers have to make a living, and can only do so by inducing people to believe that a straight line...
ALFRED NOBEL That which is crooked cannot be made straight and that which is wanting cannot be numbered.
ECCLESIASTES If you build a Model T and you can see the Camry, you don't spend time tinkering with the T; you...
GRAHAM HAWKES If you put a frog in boiling water, it'll jump straight out. If you put it in cold water and gra...
JOHN NIVEN If you love someone, you love someone. It doesn't matter; age, colour, c'mon!
SAM TAYLOR-JOHNSON If the staffe be crooked, the shadow cannot be straight.
GEORGE HERBERT I had to agree with one ex-boyfriend of one crackhead complainant who'd gone missing, when he told m...
EDWARD CONLON You either trust someone day one until they prove you wrong, or you say, 'I don't trust you ...
CHARLIE ERGEN I loved the bootcamp and the training. It was the actual Navy and the structure after it that I real...
KIESZA You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
ANONYMOUS This is a tough game. You can't be intimidated. You can't be frightened. And as far as I'...
MAXINE WATERS I like science and I love gym. Oh, and I like art, but I'm really bad at it. I'm just a terr...
DANIEL RADCLIFFE With a woman of sophistication, class and modesty and refinement, I become a totally tongue-tied buf...
IAIN GLEN The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have...
DAVE BARRY You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around...
STEVE IRWIN They work in secrecy. I can't get any information. You can't find out anything until they ge...
JOHN WILLIAM MCCORMACK Of course you can't 'trust' what people tell you on the web anymore than you can 'tr...
DOUGLAS ADAMS What by a straight path cannot be reached by crooked ways is never won.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE What by a straight path cannot be reached by crooked ways is never won.
JOHANN VON GOETHE You can't lose a game in which you're not even competing.
ROBERT KOCHARIAN I learned you can't trust the judgment of good friends.
CARL SANDBURG You can't trust an artist that just makes good records.
NICK CAVE To have faith is to trust yourself to the water. When you swim you don't grab hold of the water,...
ALAN WATTS You can't please everyone, and you have to trust your instincts, and you have to do your work an...
MATT RYAN I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
ETHEL MERMAN Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to ...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE For those of you who thought F. W. Murnau's 'Nosferatu' was his greatest film, I have ne...
KAGE BAKER If you dunk your head in cold water, you can't stay under for more than five seconds. I mean, th...
MALCOLM MCDOWELL People always think that history proceeds in a straight line. It doesn't. Social attitudes don...
ERICA JONG If you can't take something down in 10 bullets, you probably shouldn't even own a gun.
CAROLYN MCCARTHY Well, love is insanity. The ancient Greeks knew that. It is the taking over of a rational and lucid ...
MARILYN FRENCH They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!
BUD ABBOTT 'Alien' is a C film elevated to an A film, honestly, by it being well done and a great monst...
RIDLEY SCOTT There have been times where I've said, 'Jesus, I don't believe in you anymore, get out o...
MIKE YACONELLI You cant make a life-altering decision for someone else and expect it to stick.
, I GOT THIS: HOW I CHANGED MY WAYS AND LOST WHAT WEIGHED ME DOWN, 2012 Grime is still quite new. You can't expect national radio and national media to get it straight ...
STORMZY Fires can't be made with dead embers, nor can enthusiasm be stirred by spiritless men. Enthusias...
JAMES A. BALDWIN Familial betrayal is, to me, the most heartbreaking kind - because if you can't trust your famil...
ALEXANDRA BRACKEN It is seen as a sign that the new management at C&W is willing to focus the group in a way that shou...
JAMES ROSS The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it...
FRANCOIS RABELAIS But it does not seem that I can trust anyone,' said Frodo.
Sam looked at him unhappily. 'It all...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.
DENNIS RODMAN Science doesn't in the slightest depend on trust. It depends completely on the belief that you c...
WALTER GILBERT Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
IMMANUEL KANT I can't draw a stick person. I can't play a musical instrument. But I've always had a kn...
TILMAN J. FERTITTA You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to s...
DAVID KIRK The Lord doesn't always take you in a straight line. He tests you sometimes.
TONY DUNGY Atrazine - a herbicide often used on corn fields, golf courses and even lawns - has become one of th...
CHARLES DUHIGG I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need so...
OSCAR NUNEZ A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT You can't change the world; you can't fix the whole environment. But you can recycle. You ca...
PATTI SMITH You see people who are 19 or 20 years old and they don't even know who The Who is. It's like...
DUSTIN DIAMOND It's hard to run from checkmate, checkmate is like the dead... but it's possible to block it. Unfort...
DEYTH BANGER In Canada, you can't even have a barbecue in your backyard without being attacked by a moose or ...
KURT ANGLE Improvement makes straight roads; but the crooked roads without improvement are roads of genius
WILLIAM BLAKE You can't make everybody love you. It's an exercise in futility, and it's probably not e...
ROBERT CRUMB You can't trust politicians. It doesn't matter who makes a political speech. It's all li...
BOB GELDOF If you can't stand a little sacrifice and you can't stand a trip across the desert with limi...
ROSS PEROT I will fall in love with any golf course that you have to drive the ball straight. You understand wh...
LEE TREVINO If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
PATTON OSWALT The entrepreneurial instinct is in you. You can't learn it, you can't buy it, you can't ...
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W. C. FIELDS Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
W. C. FIELDS I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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W. C. FIELDS It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
W. C. FIELDS If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
W. C. FIELDS I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.
W. C. FIELDS I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. FIELDS I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
W. C. FIELDS You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W. C. FIELDS It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
W. C. FIELDS The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
W. C. FIELDS Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.
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W. C. FIELDS Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
W. C. FIELDS I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
W. C. FIELDS The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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W. C. FIELDS My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpl...
W. C. FIELDS Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
W. C. FIELDS Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. FIELDS Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live...
W. C. FIELDS I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
W. C. FIELDS I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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W. C. FIELDS Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've...
W. C. FIELDS The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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W. C. FIELDS I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
W. C. FIELDS I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. FIELDS I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FIELDS I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state pris...
W. C. FIELDS Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
W. C. FIELDS All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
W. C. FIELDS Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W. C. FIELDS Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
W. C. FIELDS I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FIELDS When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
W. C. FIELDS Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. FIELDS Happiness means quiet nerves.
W. C. FIELDS How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
W. C. FIELDS Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. FIELDS Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. FIELDS Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
W. C. FIELDS I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
W. C. FIELDS I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
W. C. FIELDS A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W. C. FIELDS My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
W. C. FIELDS Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
W. C. FIELDS If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool abou...
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W. C. FIELDS I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and th...
W. C. FIELDS Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . ...
W. C. FIELDS Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. FIELDS I like children - fried.
W. C. FIELDS A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter.
W. C. FIELDS All roads lead to rum.
W. C. FIELDS I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. FIELDS Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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W. C. FIELDS I must have a drink of breakfast.
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W. C. FIELDS I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama.
W. C. FIELDS Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
W. C. FIELDS Roomservice, Roomservice, don't send up any more ice.
W. C. FIELDS The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
W. C. FIELDS A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
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W. C. FIELDS I drink therefore I am.
W. C. FIELDS Children should neither be seen or heard from -- ever again.
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W. C. FIELDS If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw.
W. C. FIELDS Go back to reform school, you little nose-picker!
W. C. FIELDS It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
W. C. FIELDS What this country needs is money!
W. C. FIELDS It ain't a fit night out for man or beast.
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W. C. FIELDS Never mind what I told you -- you do as I tell you.
W. C. FIELDS Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
W. C. FIELDS You know women ought to be like bank notes. You ought to be able to exchange one 40 for two 20's.
W. C. FIELDS The best thing to break is a contract.
W. C. FIELDS If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
W. C. FIELDS A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?.
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W. C. FIELDS On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
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W. C. FIELDS Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
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C. W. WENDTE Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it, for he shall enjoy living.
W. C. BENNETT Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.
W. C. SELLAR Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple.
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MARK FIELDS one of our most experienced, capable and proven leaders.
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