Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage

Women don’t want a relationship; they just want someone to yell at on a regular basis.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

It is often woman who inspires us with the great things that she prevents us from accomplishing

Women are from stars, men are from penis.