I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.