A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

Marriage is like life in this-that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses.

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.