When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.

If you have an issue, get a tissue.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.