Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.

If you have an issue, get a tissue.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.