All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.

If you have an issue, get a tissue.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.

My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.