When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?