It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.