When nothing is going right, go left.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

I noticed you are not noticing me.