I noticed you are not noticing me.

Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.