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When I was a kid I was told anyone could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.


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BRITTANY MOORE When I was only eleven years old, I decided to become a writer. I told this ambition in a letter to ...
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KACEY MUSGRAVES I was born in and worked in a period that could be called enviable.
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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE I was born as a soldier and will die as one.
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J. PHILIPPE RUSHTON I was born in a blender.
LORNA LUFT I was born 'neath a clouded star.
JULIA WARD HOWE I wasn't born a redhead, but I was born to be a redhead.
GEORGETTE MOSBACHER I was born to be funny.
BUDDY HACKETT I was born in Palo Alto, California in 1961.
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EPHDAN I believe that anyone can become better, if you put in the effort.
BELLA THORNE I was born to be alone, and I always shall be; but now I want to be.
MARY MACLANE I don't believe in predestination, even though I was raised a Presbyterian.
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