What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.

The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, "Could I get you your check?" and we answered, "How about the menu first?"

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows