What's the best thing to do if you want to keep your hair when it starts falling out? Put it in a box.

I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.

Yesterday the Iraqis and U.S. troops pulled down a giant statue of Saddam Hussein. They pull it down and it lands right on top of Geraldo.

It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?

Look at me! Honest to God!