Look at me! Honest to God!

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

He has been greatly missed since his retirement ... Thank God for videotapes and DVDs. In this regard, he will always be around.

Charlton Heston admitted he had a drinking problem, and I said to myself, "Thank God this guy doesn't own any guns!"

Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?

Yesterday the Iraqis and U.S. troops pulled down a giant statue of Saddam Hussein. They pull it down and it lands right on top of Geraldo.