For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

Look at me! Honest to God!

Day 27 - Bush uses 70,000 gallons of fuel to fly home to deal with the oil crisis,

He has been greatly missed since his retirement ... Thank God for videotapes and DVDs. In this regard, he will always be around.

Charlton Heston admitted he had a drinking problem, and I said to myself, "Thank God this guy doesn't own any guns!"

Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?