What you learn at university is a good discipline but has little relevance to a real job.

Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion.

I got into retailing because I wanted a real job.

If I were a serious person, I'd probably have a real job.

I went to college a little bit, and that didn't work out, and I didn't finish. So, I would play in bars until I ran out of money, and then I'd get a real job.

At some point, I'll have to go get a real job.