I got into retailing because I wanted a real job.

If I were a serious person, I'd probably have a real job.

At some point, I'll have to go get a real job.

I kept thinking, I went to college and I have to get a real job.

I'm lucky to not have a real job, to be able to express myself, be creative and be relevant.

What you learn at university is a good discipline but has little relevance to a real job.