What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!''So?

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

I don't think I have ever ridden a horse with that turn of foot. I was on a horse that was good enough to go and quicken.

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?

'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!'
'So?'

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