What I would do is bring that money home and invest it in education,
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TODD TIAHRT I Don't Like What I Do, I Love What I Do!
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MICHAEL KEATON To stand on the
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ASK AND IT IS GIVEN Invest in time, before invest in real money
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ANYAELE SAM CHIYSON This is consistent with the administration's priorities to invest in programs that support education...
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STEVE JOBS What Fucks me... is that we both are the same... we all walk on the same path... but everything is a...
DEYTH BANGER You don't invest money in electrical wiring and not do anything with the wiring.
DAVID MICA It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive...
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STEVEN STRAIT We need to bring home the money that we've sent to Washington,
DON SHERWOOD I would not invest in any shoe that is too trendy.
RACHEL ROY What school, college, or lecture bring men depends on what men bring to carry it home in.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON The number one way that we can address these long-term challenges of poverty, of education, is to in...
JULIAN CASTRO The real question to come out of the discussion is: what is the public commitment and public investm...
BRUCE RANSOM Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not.
SONYA.E.WILLIAMS I've never been drawn to the feminist movement. I was brought up to believe that men had little to d...
BERYL BAINBRIDGE Invest in yourself, in your education. There's nothing better.
SYLVIA PORTER Laws of money;Those that value money invest,but those that de-value it lavish.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I've never been drawn to the feminist movement. I was brought up to believe that men had little ...
BERYL BAINBRIDGE To find why that happen and why this is happening, you should start from the beginning the problem c...
DEYTH BANGER There is only one Education, and it has only one goal: the freedom of the mind. Anything that needs ...
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HARRY STYLES The funniest thing is that now I know what reverse spam is. You know you get spam from people saying...
JEFFERSON HAN Politics and government have been a terrible place to invest; education has been a terrible place to...
FRED WILSON Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that succes...
WAYNE DYER Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money
become successful, but that succes...
WAYNE DYER I campaigned against it because I think it's too high, ... We should take that money and invest it i...
LINCOLN CHAFEE See the world for what it is.
BEAUTIFUL!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Do what your inner soul tells you to do, regardless of any money or success it will bring you.
ETEL ADNAN I know what $20 can do, what $600 can do, what $1 million can do, so I've radically altered my own s...
ASHLEY JUDD There may be a housekeeper working in dining services. We would rather invest in them and invest in ...
JEAN TURNER Do. Then talk. In that order.
SOTERO M LOPEZ II Sooner or later, what you do will speak
SOTONYE ANGA I believe sincerely that we should bring in U.N. peacekeepers and bring our troops home.
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CHARLES BREWER How would this do: and they all settled down and lived together happily ever after?'
'It will d...
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ELON MUSK It's like he would take a photograph of Sam, and the photograph
would be beautiful. And he woul...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Invest your money and time acquiring knowledge for yourself... and the good news is that as you do s...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.
BILLY ROSE Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.
BILLY ROSE Never invest you money in anything that eats or needs repairing.
BILLY ROSE When I was in, like, 'I Am Sam,' I was, like, 'I get money? Whatever.'
DAKOTA FANNING Just like any one of us, they started with no road map or guarantee of success. But they went out an...
CAMILLE SWEENEY I saw that there is no Nature,
That Nature doesn’t exist,
That there are hills, valleys,...
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AZIM PREMJI I can't do it by myself. Hopefully, these other guys and ladies will come on out and invest in our c...
MAGIC JOHNSON What is it that makes you so angry, bothers you so deeply, that you're compelled to act?
CRAIG GROESCHEL Ques eso? Queso?
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BILL CLINTON If I am going to invest in Russian gas, I should have a clear understanding that I can bring that ga...
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ROB PORTMAN Students demanding a campus-wide recycling program would bring that about. President Bryant is very ...
DON JUDD As the Spanish proverb says, He who would bring home the wealth of the Indies, must carry the wealth...
SAMUEL JOHNSON As the Spanish proverb says, "He who would bring home the wealth
of the Indies must carry the wealt...
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VALERIE JARRETT And I think the more money you put in people's hands, the more they will spend. And if they don&...
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG Home Star is a common sense idea that would create jobs and provide a boost to local economies, whil...
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NELLIE CHRISTINE What makes you wise is not what you learn, but what you practice. What makes you wealthy is not what...
MICHAEL PESHKAM Do what you do so well that they will want to see it again and bring their friends.
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MURIEL SPARK To me education is a leading out of what is already there in the pupil's soul. To Miss Mackay it is ...
MURIEL SPARK American public education is a remarkable enterprise; it succeeds best where it fails. Imagine an i...
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NICHOLAS KRISTOF Music is what I love and it's what I feel and it's in me and to know that I can do something that I ...
MARIAH CAREY If it's about what I like, I like opera as a music and deathstep and dubstep.
DEYTH BANGER Everything that I do in my life is geared towards my kids and their survival and giving them the bes...
DWIGHT HENRY A lot of times, that's hard to capture: what you sound like in person versus what you sound like...
DARLENE LOVE You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like...
BEBE REXHA I’m glad I see with my eyes and not the pages I’ve read.
ALBERTO CAEIRO My life is good because I am not passive about it. I invest in what is real. Like real people, to do...
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BRANDON FARR It's just something where we are trying to get back on track. It was tough to lose, especially on Su...
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DIANE FARR Right now bonds are reacting, and perhaps overreacting, to employment and CPI. What we will probably...
DORSEY FARR We got off to such a raging start this year, it was hard to believe it was sustainable. There was ve...
DORSEY FARR My expectation is the general trend of the next few quarters is for profit growth rates to come down...
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DORSEY FARR We were prepared for a more difficult ride than we wound up with. An S&P 500 of 3 percent is not ter...
DORSEY FARR One popular explanation is that there is a glut of capital in the world in search of a home, and a l...
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DORSEY FARR If the targets continue to be specific industries such as financial firms and airlines, it's not cle...
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DORSEY FARR We've definitely been taught to what I call 'aspirate the wound,'
DIANE FARR Boalsburg is a village, and the infrastructure is not in place to handle the increase in traffic.
DIANE FARR Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonde...
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DAVE FARR If we play good defense, by the end of the year, we'll be a pretty good team.
DAVE FARR It definitely helps. It will give us more time to work on things.
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GERALD FARR We figured we'd still go ahead with the open house because it's still a great collection.
JAMES FARR I'm so excited. It is going to be a wonderful opportunity for me.
KRISTA FARR This is amazing. It's what we've all dreamed of and worked for.
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KRISTA FARR I think you're getting a bit of a safe haven -- stocks with earnings look good. If money is coming o...
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DR. FARR CURLIN Our study challenges that conventional wisdom.
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SAM Atoms consist of a positive nucleus and negative electrons flying around outside it. Electrons close...
SAM KEAN Swim upstream. Go the other way. Ignore the conventional wisdom.
SAM WALTON Because we're able to adjust for compatibility - and what that means is we've already normal...
SAM YAGAN A leader is someone who helps improve the lives of other people or improve the system they live unde...
SAM HOUSTON Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.
SAM KEEN We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly...
SAM KEEN It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he woul...
SAM LEVENSON You'll never get mixed up if you simply tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember what...
SAM RAYBURN The real actor has a direct line to the collective heart.
SAM RAYBURN I like power and I like to use it.
SAM RAYBURN Too many critics mistake the deliberations of the Congress for its decisions.
SAM RAYBURN If you want to get along, go along.
SAM RAYBURN When you get too big a majority, you're immediately in trouble.'
SAM RAYBURN Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good action; try to use ordinary situations.
SAM RAYBURN Son, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said the last time.
SAM RAYBURN You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too.
SAM RAYBURN I've always been interested in the camera and the effects of it - that's what drew me to fil...
SAM RAIMI Any time anyone makes a comic book into a movie, in some way, I think they have to kill the comic bo...
SAM RAIMI Some movies to me are like vampires - they suck all of the energy out of me and I don't like tha...
SAM RAIMI R is for wussies if you're talking about blood and guts.
SAM RAIMI I've always worked with a team of actors and filmmakers ever since I was a kid in Michigan makin...
SAM RAIMI I think she said I should seek help. Something like that, but it was in much cruder terms. And that ...
SAM RAIMI My father told me to dress to reflect the respect you have for the people around you. I've never...
SAM RAIMI I've always heard people's criticisms twice as loudly as their praise.
SAM RAIMI Well it's always been an element of the horror film to show us the gross out. I mean that's ...
SAM RAIMI It's lovely being a producer. It's really a lot of fun and I can learn a lot.
SAM RAIMI As I began making my feature films, it was a great adventure. It was about constructing something I ...
SAM RAIMI I feel the horror audience is a great audience, and I would ideally make a movie that would give the...
SAM RAIMI I don't like movies about serial killers, necessarily; it's too real and unpleasant for me.
SAM RAIMI I don't like shows, I don't like to put on a show, I just really want to work intimately wit...
SAM RAIMI I think in every picture that I've ever made. Everything that I've done torments me. I reall...
SAM RAIMI I like a good mono track, it's right up front. I don't need all the surrounds telling me the...
SAM RAIMI I don't really approach stories to make them different from other stuff I've seen, I just tr...
SAM RAIMI I'm not certain, but I have a little gypsy blood in me. And my mother always told me that her gr...
SAM RAIMI You know, I put my little brother in the movies and he's still in the pictures. My mother makes ...
SAM RAIMI I realized what interested me as a student of film was one thing and the movies that I liked were an...
SAM RAIMI Every picture has been a learning opportunity for me.
SAM RAIMI That's what heroic stories do for us. They show us the way. They remind us of the good we are ca...
SAM RAIMI If a remake is not good, no one wants to see it and, again, it doesn't hurt the original.
SAM RAIMI I like something where I can really use my imagination and be an active participant in the construct...
SAM RAIMI When we read stories of heroes, we identify with them. We take the journey with them. We see how the...
SAM RAIMI I love cats. I've had cats as pets.
SAM RAIMI The Price Is Right can really get me going.
SAM PECKINPAH Yeah, Dundee was great. It was a great film. I fell in love with my Mexican wife on Dundee.
SAM PECKINPAH Why should I give you an interview? All you journalists are plagiarists.
SAM PECKINPAH Oh, I find it very easy to fall in love.
SAM PECKINPAH The end of a picture is always an end of a life.
SAM PECKINPAH Cornwall has lots of folk and Celtic music and has that kind of surfer vibe as well. That was my kin...
SAM PALLADIO My family runs a little art gallery back in Cornwall, so flashy cars and things like that have never...
SAM PALLADIO As a musician myself, it annoys the hell out of me to watch an actor trying to play a guitar out of ...
SAM PALLADIO I am a self-taught guitarist. I just try to piece together passages that have some melodic value!
SAM PALLADIO If you break up with a girlfriend or a boyfriend, you're in this vulnerable state where you'...
SAM PALLADIO Every actor wants more offers, but I get enough and I do like to be busy.
SAM NEILL 'Dexter' I'm very fond of. I got addicted to that.
SAM NEILL I can never really remember what I look like. I'm just sort of neutral. I don't think I'...
SAM NEILL I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat co...
SAM NEILL I go by the role pretty much. And I think the only genre I haven't gotten to do but I'd love...
SAM NEILL As much as possible, I try to encourage people to use stunt men because that is really their job.
SAM NEILL When I left university I was working for a documentary film company for six or seven years to the gr...
SAM NEILL I understand acting and I understand actors. I don't really understand the world of celebrity. T...
SAM NEILL If you want to learn about America, watch 'The Wire.' It's a profound piece of entertain...
SAM NEILL I think you need brains to do any Shakespeare with any authority. I could do Shakespeare, but not wi...
SAM NEILL When I started in films, it never really occurred to me that I could make a career out of acting.
SAM NEILL Try and fit in in a New Zealand playground with an Armagh accent - it doesn't work.
SAM NEILL People turn into fools when they see a movie star and do weird things.
SAM NEILL I enjoy some physical stuff. But if I had a choice between playing a scene where it's raining, i...
SAM NEILL I hate to say it, but there seems to have been some sort of dumbing down as far as movies go.
SAM NEILL I've worked all my life to shed myself of any character.
SAM NEILL I can tell you where I was when Kennedy was shot - which was in the common room at school. I heard a...
SAM NEILL No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down.
SAM NEILL Actors get pigeonholed very quickly, particularly movie actors. In the theater, one is more used to ...
SAM MENDES It's a risk casting anyone against type or what they're known to do. But there's one thi...
SAM MENDES For me, certain shots or scenes are keys in the movie.
SAM MENDES One of the reasons I loved working with Tom is people feel they know who he is... I think working wi...
SAM MENDES I've made movies that cost less than one car chase.
SAM MENDES Now I'm back home, living in London, running my theater. I just want to enjoy all that.
SAM MENDES Thank God I don't live in Los Angeles. I think if you're there the whole time it just gets o...
SAM MENDES I think with Blair Witch and The Sixth Sense, people are much more open to something that is differe...
SAM MENDES You think about taking audiences on a journey.
SAM MENDES If you lived through the shooting of Jaws, you can live through anything.
SAM MENDES I deliberately, in a way, went for something that was a huge challenge and was a big period film. I ...
SAM MENDES One movie is only one movie. I want to have a lifetime of making films.
SAM MENDES All I know is that I operate by going out to each of them and trying to learn the territory in which...
SAM MENDES Shooting action is very, very meticulous, it's increments, tiny little pieces.
SAM MENDES The movies that influenced me were movies that told their stories through pictures more than words.
SAM MENDES You freeze with the number of opportunities given to you and just decide to do nothing at all.
SAM MENDES I want to try and work in different genres with different types of actors, on small movies and big m...
SAM MENDES There's good and bad in everybody. I wasn't looking for the good, or looking for the bad. Th...
SAM MENDES The characters are trapped within the lifestyle. It's about what goes on before the movie starts...
SAM MENDES You've got to work. You've got to want an audience to sit forward in their chairs sometimes,...
SAM MENDES I'm certainly getting a lot more mail... that's basically it.
SAM MENDES The perceived wisdom is that people do not go in large numbers to black-and-white movies anymore - w...
SAM MENDES I don't think good and evil are polarized.
SAM MENDES I think movies are a director's medium in the end. Theater is the actor's medium. Theater is...
SAM MENDES It took me a long time to film the plastic bag, and then I had to get the cut of the scene right. Bu...
SAM MENDES I want to inspire, and be inspired.
SAM MENDES Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
SAM LEVENSON I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
SAM LEVENSON Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, b...
SAM LEVENSON The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still an...
SAM LEVENSON When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem ...
SAM LEVENSON You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
SAM LEVENSON One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your im...
SAM LEVENSON Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' c...
SAM LEVENSON It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
SAM LEVENSON We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got t...
SAM LEVENSON I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
SAM LEVENSON Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
SAM LEVENSON Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
SAM LEVENSON If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her l...
SAM LEVENSON You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all...
SAM LEVENSON I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.
SAM KINISON I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you ...
SAM KINISON I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to wo...
SAM KINISON I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
SAM KINISON Everything can be satirized.
SAM KINISON I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'...
SAM KINISON I'm attracted to heartbreakers.
SAM KINISON It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
SAM KINISON Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
SAM KINISON If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
SAM KINISON I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.
SAM KINISON AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
SAM KINISON Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
SAM KINISON Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
SAM KINISON I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
SAM KINISON In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up....
SAM KINISON Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water sl...
SAM KINISON Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
SAM KINISON Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attit...
SAM KINISON I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn&...
SAM KINISON My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
SAM KINISON You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's no...
SAM KINISON You can know what's in your life when you know what's in your heart.
SAM KEEN