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ANDREW TO We are born different to make a difference.
LISA R. REYNOLDS To be, or not to be, that is the question.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung...
PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE The sad heart needs work to do.
JOAN BAUER Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _...
GEORGE MACDONALD To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) when your heart touched mine,I knew then we were one.
THERESA M WILSON To be rich simply means to be beneficial to others.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) More than any woman I ever knew, she comforted.' -Mrs. Huxley about Emma
DEBORAH HEILIGMAN That's silly,' said Martha. 'Friends should always tell each other the truth.
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JOAN BAUER There is no tomorrow to remember if we don’t do something today, and to live most fully today, we ...
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JUSTINA CHEN A Ritual to Read to Each Other


If you don’t know the kind of person I am
and...
WILLIAM STAFFORD Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo...
GERMANY KENT Remember that yours is not the only heart that may be wishing for love.
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FEREIDOON YAZDI Have the courage to let some go, and sacrifice for some to stay; thus, live and make life your own w...
MOHAMMED ALI BAPIR How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.
GOLDA MEIR To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is.
JOHNNY RICH Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy

"To go outside, and there perchance to stay
Or to re...
HENRY N. BEARD Meant to be" allows for lazy. The idea of destiny alleviates anxiety; it comforts us. We stop believ...
STEPHANIE KLEIN To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
TOM ROBBINS Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;
In my own way, and with my full consent.
Say...
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I am not commanding you, but I ...
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HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them.
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GARY F EVANS... The life of a vampire begins with the first bite.
A.J. GALLANT When people begin to define the things that they believe in, based upon the exclusion of all the thi...
C. JOYBELL C. Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is nev...
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ANUJ SOMANY How to be perfect;Think nothing,say nothing & do nothing.
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) How to be great;Think of a gigantic & unheard of idea to birth & nurture & inside it lies your great...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Stay true to yourself.Take everyday challenge in your stride & strive to make journey of life exactl...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Be true to yourself.Give wings of confidence & courage to your endeavour. Your strength is reflected...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Like the vital rudder of a ship, we have been provided a way to determine the direction we travel. T...
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GARY F EVANS... There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the p...
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GAIL CARRIGER Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full.
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Make a place to sit down.
Sit down. Be quiet. <...
WENDELL BERRY if it doesn't come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it...
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DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist.
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BILAL SAIF Human is what he decides to be.
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SUZETTE VEARNON People know your tragedies and they treat you like
you’re not human. Like you’re a three-h...
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SAM RAYBURN The real actor has a direct line to the collective heart.
SAM RAYBURN I like power and I like to use it.
SAM RAYBURN Too many critics mistake the deliberations of the Congress for its decisions.
SAM RAYBURN If you want to get along, go along.
SAM RAYBURN When you get too big a majority, you're immediately in trouble.'
SAM RAYBURN Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good action; try to use ordinary situations.
SAM RAYBURN Son, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said the last time.
SAM RAYBURN You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too.
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SAM RAIMI R is for wussies if you're talking about blood and guts.
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SAM RAIMI I've always heard people's criticisms twice as loudly as their praise.
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SAM RAIMI It's lovely being a producer. It's really a lot of fun and I can learn a lot.
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SAM RAIMI I feel the horror audience is a great audience, and I would ideally make a movie that would give the...
SAM RAIMI I don't like movies about serial killers, necessarily; it's too real and unpleasant for me.
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SAM RAIMI If a remake is not good, no one wants to see it and, again, it doesn't hurt the original.
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SAM RAIMI I love cats. I've had cats as pets.
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SAM PECKINPAH Why should I give you an interview? All you journalists are plagiarists.
SAM PECKINPAH Oh, I find it very easy to fall in love.
SAM PECKINPAH The end of a picture is always an end of a life.
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SAM PALLADIO My family runs a little art gallery back in Cornwall, so flashy cars and things like that have never...
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SAM PALLADIO Every actor wants more offers, but I get enough and I do like to be busy.
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SAM NEILL I go by the role pretty much. And I think the only genre I haven't gotten to do but I'd love...
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SAM NEILL When I started in films, it never really occurred to me that I could make a career out of acting.
SAM NEILL Try and fit in in a New Zealand playground with an Armagh accent - it doesn't work.
SAM NEILL People turn into fools when they see a movie star and do weird things.
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SAM NEILL I hate to say it, but there seems to have been some sort of dumbing down as far as movies go.
SAM NEILL I've worked all my life to shed myself of any character.
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SAM NEILL No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down.
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SAM MENDES I've made movies that cost less than one car chase.
SAM MENDES Now I'm back home, living in London, running my theater. I just want to enjoy all that.
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SAM MENDES You think about taking audiences on a journey.
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SAM MENDES One movie is only one movie. I want to have a lifetime of making films.
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SAM MENDES Shooting action is very, very meticulous, it's increments, tiny little pieces.
SAM MENDES The movies that influenced me were movies that told their stories through pictures more than words.
SAM MENDES You freeze with the number of opportunities given to you and just decide to do nothing at all.
SAM MENDES I want to try and work in different genres with different types of actors, on small movies and big m...
SAM MENDES There's good and bad in everybody. I wasn't looking for the good, or looking for the bad. Th...
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SAM MENDES I'm certainly getting a lot more mail... that's basically it.
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SAM MENDES I don't think good and evil are polarized.
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SAM MENDES I want to inspire, and be inspired.
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SAM LEVENSON I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
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SAM LEVENSON The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still an...
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SAM LEVENSON You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
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SAM LEVENSON Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' c...
SAM LEVENSON It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
SAM LEVENSON We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got t...
SAM LEVENSON I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
SAM LEVENSON Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
SAM LEVENSON Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
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SAM LEVENSON I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.
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SAM KINISON I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to wo...
SAM KINISON I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
SAM KINISON Everything can be satirized.
SAM KINISON I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'...
SAM KINISON I'm attracted to heartbreakers.
SAM KINISON It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
SAM KINISON Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
SAM KINISON If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
SAM KINISON I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.
SAM KINISON AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
SAM KINISON Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
SAM KINISON Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
SAM KINISON I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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SAM KINISON Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water sl...
SAM KINISON Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
SAM KINISON Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attit...
SAM KINISON I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn&...
SAM KINISON My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
SAM KINISON You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's no...
SAM KINISON You can know what's in your life when you know what's in your heart.
SAM KEEN