What I lack in brilliance, I more than make up for in glitter

It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late

Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."


My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull

Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity