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Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."



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ALAN STERN When we first sent missions to Jupiter, no one expected to find moons that would have active volcano...
ALAN STERN The first mission to Mars did not expect to find craters and river valleys, and yet they did. The fi...
ALAN STERN Just because Pluto or comets aren't as big as Jupiter doesn't mean they are not scientifical...
ALAN STERN The air conditioning was off. The flight controllers were sitting there wiping sweat. If they were d...
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