It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late

What I lack in brilliance, I more than make up for in glitter

Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."


My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull

Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity