What a pathetic turn, ... Somebody ought to take that dress away from her. It's got Ronald McDonald's name on it.

A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon

Show business is - you're there by somebody's fluke. And as long as somebody likes you, and the show is going well, you're fine. I'd do anything. There's so much I want to do.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

I am furious about everything.