Joan Rivers
Related I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON JOEL OSTEEN DAX SHEPARD It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON ALDIS HODGE If you're in the WWE, it's like show business boot camp. You learn a little bit about everyt... CHRIS JERICHO BOB SEGER I love the community of theater. There is something about the camaraderie: People who show up eight ... BILLY PORTER KARL MARLANTES Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON MARIA BARTIROMO There are things you do when you're writing that are so fun to do it's almost like they'... CHAD HARBACH ED HELMS GARY ALLAN MARTIN LAWRENCE DANIEL CRAIG ERIC MCCORMACK CARA DELEVINGNE My background is in acting, so I enjoy being able to show what I'm looking for. With acting, it&... KIM JI-WOON I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES Life is short and if you're looking for extension, you had best do well. 'Cause there's ... BEN HARPER When you're doing a network show in the States, you're just a slave to the ratings. There... JEFFREY KLARIK OPRAH WINFREY As long as you're true to you, you believe it and you make others believe it, then what you'... JAKE OWEN HANNIBAL BURESS Don't cling to fame. You're just borrowing it. It's like money. You're going to die,... SONNY BONO BILLY CRUDUP If you do things to the limit, and don't purposely go over that limit, then I think it's fin... MICHAEL SCHUMACHER ALBERT BROOKS AMY SEDARIS ED HELMS GEORGE STRAIT There's a lot that goes into being Tim McGraw or Kenny Chesney. They have great songs, their sho... JAKE OWEN People think that if you've written a book and somebody's given you a pat on the back then, ... BARRY LOPEZ REGGIE JACKSON With a popular show, you know that there's expectations there, so that's a little nerve-wrac... AARON ASHMORE Being a working actor, you're going to do a Spelling show. It's hard not to. CASPER VAN DIEN You're never going to please everyone, and if you do, there's something wrong. CONSTANCE WU 'Glee Project' and 'Glee' have the same spirit, but they're both harder in their... SAMUEL LARSEN You want to represent Christ well with doing you job, first and foremost, because that's what yo... BEN ZOBRIST When you're editing, you're putting it together in a way that makes sense metaphysically. Yo... D. A. PENNEBAKER CALVIN JOHNSON STEPHEN COLBERT About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS RICK RIORDAN MICHAEL KORDA There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 ... MEG TILLY The great thing about Pete and Peggy's storyline is that you barely have to do anything. There&#... ELISABETH MOSS There's something so great when you're watching a movie when you slowly get to know somebody... DEREK CIANFRANCE You know, the best-laid plans of mice and men... I like playing bad guys, and I don't have a pro... TOBIN BELL When you're trying to paint a portrait of a very specific world, you're trying to show what ... DAMIEN CHAZELLE ISABELLA ROSSELLINI JANE GOODALL Of course I wanted an agent from the time I was like 5, but my mother was like, 'No, you're ... LAURA BENANTI KEVIN MITNICK DJ JAZZY JEFF I think that Valentine's Day is only as good as you want it to be. You know, I don't think i... PRINCE ROYCE DANIEL RADCLIFFE I have to admit I didn't do as much as I should have back when I was mayor, but now we're ge... MARION BARRY VAL KILMER I love working on films and I'd love to do some interesting work, but if somebody asked me, '... JACKIE EARLE HALEY It's human when you get the sense that somebody likes you or is attracted to you - unless you... TARA LYNNE BARR CATE BLANCHETT I think when you're doing a lead role, there is so much more pressure. If you fail, not only do ... LEELEE SOBIESKI GEORGE FOREMAN I started writing when I started acting professionally because, with acting, there's so much tim... FINN WITTROCK MIKE NICHOLS KEKE PALMER Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b... BAM MARGERA TOM WAITS CASSANDRA CLARE It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school. MIA KIRSHNER For special wrestlers, there's somewhere else to go - as long as you're not brainwashed by t... JEFF HARDY Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, tha... NORM MACDONALD BETTY WHITE BILL NYE It fits my ADD, so that's good. Because I really can't focus on anything for too long. And &... ADAM FERRARA JIDENNA JAMES CORDEN Just because you're working does not mean you're making money. That's two very different... BILLY PORTER I've done that quite often, but I've got to be quite honest... as much as you would want to ... TREVOR RABIN Before 'Grey's Anatomy,' I was doing musicals, plays, commercials, you name it. CHANDRA WILSON LOUIS ZAMPERINI CAMRYN MANHEIM MARIA SHRIVER TRISHA YEARWOOD The thing is, if I try to talk about acting, I come off as moaning. But I'm privileged. I think ... PADDY CONSIDINE Basic emotions can be conveyed through anything. As long as you show people that you're human, t... VINCE STAPLES I do have to say, there is this incredible benefit to being older. I never thought I'd say that.... JENNIFER COOLIDGE I always feel like 'as long as I'm doin' what I love to do, the money's naturally go... AKON DOROTHY HAMILL Writing is always a restorative process. It's like paddling a kayak. When you're writing, yo... TABITHA KING GREG BEHRENDT There's a band called Pantera that I listen to, and then Metallica's 'And Justice for Al... CHRISTINA GRIMMIE J. C. WATTS Producing a series is like being Lewis and Clark: You know where you're going, you just don'... CHRIS CARTER
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We need to show mercy. I mean, because as much mercy as you show people, that's the mercy you... 
I'm a writer; I've worked as much as a writer as I have as an actor, so I was in a script-no... 
Every job you do, somebody's looking at it. You're leaving an impression on somebody. What i... 
Be original. That's my best advice. You're going to find that there's something that you... 
I mean... if you're raised as a decent human being, killing somebody is against every moral thin... 
Don't ever, ever, believe anyone who tells you that you can just get by, by doing the easiest th... 
I like being from a city that is not entrenched in show business. When you're in New York City o... 
If you're truly in a band and you guys have been together for a long time, there's a family ... 
As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy. 
As soon as someone tells me: 'You're rather sexy,' I wish I could disappear. If somebody... 
That's an amazing feeling, to walk onstage, and you're not thinking about anything, you'... 
When you model, there's no way you can't notice yourself. Do you know what I mean? Because y... 
For everyone of us that succeeds, it's because there's somebody there to show you the way ou... 
You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come ... 
I do the best I can when I'm accepting the role to say, 'This is about as much as I can do, ... 
I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the pur... 
I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be... 
When you're in New York City or Los Angeles, even if you're not dealing with show business, ... 
I don't mind traveling that much when I can go somewhere and stay there for a while, but touring... 
There's a certain time that when somebody asks you a question, you answer them. I don't thin... 
You love the game, but it's hard to do the things you do when you're feeling like you're... 
There's a degree of narcissism involved in anything in show business. I mean, you can't do i... 
You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... 
The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while q... 
It's nice to go and be a guest on a television sitcom. It pays well; it's easy because gener... 
I don't think that faith, whatever you're being faithful about, really can be scientifically... 
I could pose as a Yahoo rep claiming that there's been some sort of fault, and somebody else is ... 
And more than anything, I like the improvisation of jazz. That's the same thing with DJ-ing. The... 
As an actor, there is room for a certain amount of creativity, but you're always ultimately goin... 
If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you... 
If you age with somebody, you go through so many roles - you're lovers, friends, enemies, collea... 
You want to leave something; you really do. I mean, in the end, statues and all those things, that d... 
Directing is mystifying. It's a long, long, skid on an icy road, and you do the best you can try... 
We're all weirdos, and people want to work so hard to fit into society, but it's like, no ma... 
Any image I have, it's just what I do, but it comes off as being very pretentious. When you'... 
You're a reader as well as a writer, so write what you'd want to read. 
Of course, nobody's tearing my door down. If you're successful you're going to intimidat... 
Television isn't inherently good or bad. You go to a bookstore, there are how many thousands of ... 
For me, it's important that as you're introducing yourself, you show different dimensions. 
I don't consider myself to be incredibly confident, or really lacking in confidence. When you... 
Hate is self-destructive. If you hate somebody, you're not hurting the person you hate. You'... 
It's important to me that I look good on television because, let's face it, I'm single, ... 
You don't wanna walk around and say, 'I'm somebody's niece, I'm somebody's c... 
What I've learned, traveling the country and doing book signings, Mama's biscuits - you know... 
A lot of people who have depression understand that the last thing in the world you want to do when ... 
I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not... 
I think in politics, in Congress, you often do things that are Republican, or you do things because ... 
My mother loved entertaining, and I've followed suit, so we have big celebrations for New Year, ... 
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. 
Being Jewish has always been important to me. I now have 6M tattooed on the inside of my left arm. I... 
I really want to disappear, grow a beard, not talk to anyone, not make any friends... I just want to... 
My favorite book is 'Redeeming Love.' It was my first as a born-again Christian, my statemen... 
Leaving the group, he reclined on a couch, drank morosely, and watched people. He noticed the games ... 
Unless we have something worth dying for, Atretes, we've nothing worth living for. 
I think if I wasn't a musician, I would be a high-school band director or orchestra director. I ... 
Cat Stevens' music, voice, and energy made me feel so secure. He sounded different from some of ...