We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi.

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Man muss wohl als Frau auch immer ein bisschen Nazi sein.