I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.

My family members are here with me because they're afraid to stay at home. There is no excuse for it. This is just uncalled for. It goes beyond courtesy. It's protection of life.