In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi.

Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building

For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.