We have roots here,Homer. We have friends and library cards … Bart’s lawyer is here

This family has had its differences and we've squabbled, but we've never had knife fights before, and I blame this house

I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.

Stay-at-home parents like Marge perform many household services that would be expensive to replace, and consequently have a significant need for life insurance.

What's that strange feeling? Oh, an accomplishment.

Homer, I don’t want to leave Springfield. I’ve dug myself into a happy little rut here and I’m not about to hoist myself out of it