I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.

This family has had its differences and we've squabbled, but we've never had knife fights before, and I blame this house

We have roots here,Homer. We have friends and library cards … Bart’s lawyer is here

Stay-at-home parents like Marge perform many household services that would be expensive to replace, and consequently have a significant need for life insurance.

What's that strange feeling? Oh, an accomplishment.

Homer, I don’t want to leave Springfield. I’ve dug myself into a happy little rut here and I’m not about to hoist myself out of it