What's that strange feeling? Oh, an accomplishment.

Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it's a day you've had everything to do and you've done it.

Homer, I don’t want to leave Springfield. I’ve dug myself into a happy little rut here and I’m not about to hoist myself out of it

Bart, stop pestering Satan!

Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.

This family has had its differences and we've squabbled, but we've never had knife fights before, and I blame this house