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The early Billy Joel stuff I fell in love with, like Glass Houses, is a real rock record.
GAVIN DEGRAW My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.
KYLE DUNNIGAN His style is sort of pop, like Billy Joel or Elton John.
CHRIS BRANDON I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG It's exciting. It's a double dose of Billy Joel.
BARBARA BOCHNER we
sat there
smoking
cigarettes
at
5
in the morning.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI There are some seminal things that happened in the '70s for me: Billy Joel and Jackson 5.
ISAAC HANSON Oh, yeah, I've always thought of covering some of my influences like Billy Joel, Elton John, Ste...
JON SECADA Everyone seems to be really excited. I mean, everyone was really excited about the concert. It's lik...
BARBARA BOCHNER My favorites growing up were always Billy Joel, Michael Jackson... and Placido Domingo.
JOSH YOUNG Billy Joel and Joe Jackson were both great, and they both play piano.
BEN FOLDS For me, '52nd Street' is quintessential Billy Joel. I bought that record as a kid and listen...
DARIUS RUCKER Billy Joel is an incredible musician. He just feels like one of the guys, you know. I grew up listen...
ACTION BRONSON So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY It was phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. It's Billy Joel - what else do you have to say?
JOSH DAVIS We teach young kids from 8 to 14 or 15 about their musical heritage through great songs written by A...
MARGARET WHITING People see what they want to see
SUSAN BETH PFEFFER Who cares what are you eating??
Who cares where are you?
Who cares what are you posting??<...
DEYTH BANGER We came out like a whirlwind and we left like a lamb.
HAYWOOD BOSTON ...The Arabs I rode herding cattle with your father in the fifties and sixties would do a full day�...
PATRICIA BRIGGS Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.
BILLY JOEL We are excited to present the talents of MCG on legendary Steinway instruments. From Chopin to Billy...
BILL ANDREWS The words you can’t find, you borrow.
We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN The creed of greed:

Great Revenue Every Everlasting Day.

(IN BANKS WE TRUST)
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Voter apathy is a civic abdication.
CHARLES M. BLOW Elton John and Billy Joel, I find them both to be huge inspirations, those guys are so talented.
KYGO Our horses came through for us. We got pins where we needed them.
EVAN ROBINSON When We have Patience in our minds and Love in our hearts, Nothing appears to be impossible or unrea...
PHILIP T.M Billy played well. He got into foul trouble in the second quarter. He got two fouls in the second so...
LARRY HOGAN The U.S. should print on its money, "In Guns We Trust" and use pictures of aircraft carriers, F-16 a...
BOBBY W. MILLER Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-...
DON BAYLOR nothing left in me. Fortunately we came out with the win.
SHANNON BROWN I happen to be a guy who also plays the piano and sings, so people automatically associate me with B...
GAVIN DEGRAW I listen to Billy Joel. He is fabulous. I saw him with Elton John when they toured together, it was ...
MARLEE MATLIN Most people are blown away by the fact that Beck is Jewish... and Billy Joel. I didn't know he w...
GUY OSEARY I'm born and raised Long Island. Billy Joel, Paul Simon, Ben Gibbard - melody-driven guys... The...
JON BELLION My favourite smell is horses. In fact, most of the time, I do smell like horses.
EDIE CAMPBELL As long as it ends this way, I'm OK with it. I just wanted to be sure Billy had a lead when he came ...
DUANER SANCHEZ As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense...
BILLY JOEL I am not better than you because of my religion, color, culture, education, status, wealth, etc. I a...
NAJWA ZEBIAN The farmer in us makes us do the things we do
SOTONYE ANGA When we are in a foreign country we live with a fervor rooting from knowing that our days there are ...
FORREST CURRAN We speak of waves in a storm as "sea horses." Like wild horses, impetuous and irresistible, a man ca...
JOHN LAYARD There is nothing we can do about the lynching now, as we are out-numbered and without arms.
IDA B. WELLS From what we came from to what we've seen here ... it's like we left a war zone and came to a place ...
CHARLIENE GUIDRY I just want to make things right. I don't know if Billy Joel knows, but as an entertainer, and the f...
ALICE ALYCE I am very sorry for those people who lost their horses here. We are aware that we are very much in t...
EDWARD GILLESPIE CLEMENTINE: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
JOEL: I know.
CLEMENTINE: What d...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f...
ARZELL I don't know where to go. I don't know what comes now."
"Don't worry," Will said. "We'll figur...
LAUREN OLIVER To say to that you will never forget ,is always a sincere and an honest way to express ones self to ...
GARY F EVANS... In every passing moment that is not appreciated time cannot give it back to you. So in moments of id...
GARY F EVANS... When we die our deeds shall be left for humanity to judge & our flesh shall become dust for humanity...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Dae FATE NAYAE Nanagha Vandhuttoom Da, Sandy , Na Nata, London Lass,Russian Grapes, Ellorum Ippa Van...
SATHESH KUMAR M The island is ours. Here, in some way, we are young forever.
E.LOCKHART اگر میخواهید جایی زندگی کنید که مردمش از موش ها نمیترسن...
EMILY LOCKHART You hate cake doughnuts."
"Of course," says Mirren. "But we didn't get the cake, we got glazed ...
E.LOCKHART There are parallel universes in which different events have happened to the same people. An alternat...
E. LOCKHEART There is not even a scrabble word for how bad I feel.
E. LOCKHEART He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee.
E. LOCKHART Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.
Mirren, she is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
Gat, h...
E.LOCKHART Everything doesn't seem like anything when you love someone. Especially when you're young.
E. LOCKHART Today's a piss-up, ... We came last year and loved it. Didn't see any horses mind!
CHARLOTTE CHURCH Billy Vessels was a loyal supporter of OU all of his lifetime, ... We are honored to celebrate Soone...
DAVID BOREN People around here think we're mostly a wood company. But economically, we're a plastic company. We ...
ALAN RAMSEY These actions, in a way, have come to an end and we are bringing out corpses.
KAZIMIERZ KRZOWSKI There is a farmer in every person. It is the farmer in you that makes you sow and reap
SOTONYE ANGA The rest of the world wants our cash; we like plastic.
BILL JANKLOW With our owners short of a permit or two to race their horses in Singapore and Hong Kong, we can rac...
BRUCE WALLACE The days of our lives, for all of us, are numbered. We know that. And, yes, there are certainly time...
ELIZABETH EDWARDS I felt like, as the subs came in, we got real good play from different people.
BARBARA HELMS Billy Jack did an outstanding job. He did what he was supposed to do. Anything [Horatio] came up wit...
ROBERT WEBB We have 55 horses participating in the day's events.
JUDY THOMPSON I put off writing the first Left Behind book for a year because I got invited to assist Billy Graham...
JERRY B. JENKINS We left too many people on early in the game and it came back to haunt us. We had seven hits, we jus...
MIKE PIRTLE Little Nelson was tied in a plastic bag with two other dogs and left in front of the animal control ...
CHRISTINE PAYNE In many ways we were what Billy and Ruth Graham called 'happily incompatible'.
GAYLE ROPER I have been influenced by many different artists at many different stages of my life. Starting out, ...
SARA BAREILLES I grew up in the '70s, and I hear in my own stuff a lot of what I grew up listening to, which is...
JASON ROBERT BROWN It is Billy. We've met. We had a consensus. We've offered it to Billy. He's accepted, and we're goin...
ALLEN WARD I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Billy looked like he was playing in for the bunt.
NED YOST I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear 'The Stranger.' 'You May Be Right' ma...
ADAM PALLY Thanks to my father, we were always in good horses.
FACUNDO PIERES I'm hurt. We lost in a championship game of a tournament that was very important for us. We left it ...
DANIEL HORTON I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel p...
JACK BLACK When you tell me your story or about yourself I understand who you are and are able to share who I a...
BRENT M. JONES The days of our lives, for all of us, are numbered. We know that. And yes, there are certainly times...
ELIZABETH EDWARDS We left too many free throws on the board (down the stretch). Turnovers in the second quarter came b...
MARK PIXLEY If all of the people in Hollywood had plastic surgery and went on vacation, there wouldn't be a pers...
MICHAEL JACKSON We came back and went up with about four minutes left in the game. Our press made the difference lat...
BRUCE HESS The only thing that we don't like is the packaging that's inside, Styrofoam and plastic wrap, becaus...
JOE LEWANDOWSKI I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
EDDIE IZZARD We just came out kind of tight. We couldn't get in a groove, but we came back in the second half and...
LATOYA MILLS If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... Could it be possible for humanity to put their differences aside for the survival of our species, un...
GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS... Wishing on that far away star, how far removed we truly are.
MICHAEL DE CHâTILLON We have a right to life, not on it.
DANIEL MELGAçO Air is approximately 21% oxygen, our brains feed off of oxygen. So basically we are all airheads.
ANDONI GARCIA

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Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts.
BILLY JOEL In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. B...
BILLY JOEL I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
BILLY JOEL If I need a cause for celebrationOr a comfort I can use to ease my mindI rely on my imaginationAnd I...
BILLY JOEL [Does Joel feel a particular resonance with any of this year's other nominees? Sure, he says -- Paul...
BILLY JOEL Shades of grey wherever I goThe more I find out the less that I knowBlack and white is how it should...
BILLY JOEL I'm still dealing with the 21-year-old me. That idealist, that purist, that young, noble, and somewh...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun
BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any b...
BILLY JOEL I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
BILLY JOEL The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing ch...
BILLY JOEL I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ...
BILLY JOEL I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
BILLY JOEL Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
BILLY JOEL The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
BILLY JOEL A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
BILLY JOEL They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
BILLY JOEL There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
BILLY JOEL I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something...
BILLY JOEL There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better ...
BILLY JOEL Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can giv...
BILLY JOEL Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being...
BILLY JOEL I've crashed my car three times.
BILLY JOEL The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better w...
BILLY JOEL Don't go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too famili...
BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL Historically, musicians know what it is like to be outside the norm - walking the high wire without ...
BILLY JOEL If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin' older and missin' my you...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.
BILLY JOEL It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
BILLY JOEL You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can truly call you...
BILLY JOEL Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!Don't ask me why.
BILLY JOEL And the word spread of Billy the Kid.
BILLY JOEL We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn...
BILLY JOEL If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who ne...
BILLY JOEL We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most s...
BILLY JOEL They say that these are not the best of timesBut they're the only times I've ever knownAnd I believe...
BILLY JOEL When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to...
BILLY JOEL We might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no one.
BILLY JOEL Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood.
BILLY JOEL I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do...
BILLY JOEL Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!
Don't ask me why.
BILLY JOEL In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to...
BILLY JOEL I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary...
BILLY JOEL I have a theory that is the only original things we ever do are mistakes. The only thing that we can...
BILLY JOEL I was homeless when I was younger and I was suicidal when I was 21. Anything that has happened after...
BILLY JOEL Singles don't represent me. Albums do.
BILLY JOEL No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
BILLY JOEL I ride my own motorcycles, People are like, 'God, the guy is bad enough on cars!' Actually I have a ...
BILLY JOEL You can walk away from your mistakes.You can turn your back on what you do.Just a little smile is al...
BILLY JOEL Now, we lives our lives...So nonchalant...We spend our time...So 'Bon Vivant'...Our stylish nights.....
BILLY JOEL You've got your passion. You've got your pride.But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?Drea...
BILLY JOEL I don't know if people are going to remember some of these songs we're going to do tonight. Hell, I ...
BILLY JOEL Drank a lot of take home pay.
BILLY JOEL I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin,
BILLY JOEL It's not just the market fluctuation. It's also what's going on with these big companies. Everyone's...
BILLY JOEL I hate making videos. Songs are not visual. You get it out of the air. You don't watch it on MTV.
BILLY JOEL have a good reason to be scared.
BILLY JOEL Only the Good Die Young
BILLY JOEL Went off to school, and learned to serve the state.Followed the rules, and drank his vodka straight....
BILLY JOEL Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile.
BILLY JOEL Clear as a crystal... Sharp as a knife...I feel like I'm in the prime of my life.
BILLY JOEL They all want your white body, and they await your reply.But, between you and me, and this Staten Is...
BILLY JOEL I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.
BILLY JOEL She's got a smile that heals meI don't know why it isBut I have to laugh when she reveals me.
BILLY JOEL I know that everybody has a dreamEverybody has a dreamAnd this is my dream, my ownJust to be at home...
BILLY JOEL She can kill with a smile,She can wound with her eyes.
BILLY JOEL You may never understandHow the Stranger is inspired,But he is not always evil,And he is not always ...
BILLY JOEL There are certain artists who have taken it upon themselves to save the world, and I find that gets ...
BILLY JOEL Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.
BILLY JOEL You see firemen, you see cops, and these guys risk their lives everyday. They do this all the time ....
BILLY JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight,There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down before.
BILLY JOEL When you look into my eyesAnd you see the crazy gypsy in my soulIt always comes as a surpriseWhen I ...
BILLY JOEL Some people sleep all alone every nightInstead of taking a lover to bedSome people find that it's ea...
BILLY JOEL I see the winos talking to themselvesAnd I can understand.
BILLY JOEL What will it take till you believe in meThe way that I believe in you.
BILLY JOEL I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone.
BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a roomA sanctuary safe and strongTo heal the wounds from lovers pastUntil a ...
BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool.
BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fineYou can't be everything you want to beBefore your time.
BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair. . . .
I could not love...
BILLY JOEL In every heart there is a room
A sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers pa...
BILLY JOEL Slow down you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time.
BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe.
BILLY JOEL I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good t...
BILLY JOEL I can't remember faces, don't remember names, but after awhile and a thousand miles it all becomes t...
BILLY JOEL Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more.
BILLY JOEL As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense...
BILLY JOEL They showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they nev...
BILLY JOEL I promised I would never leave youAnd you should always knowWherever you may goNo matter where you a...
BILLY JOEL I was drawn to boxing because I got beat up as a kid. I was the kid with the piano books in a New Yo...
BILLY JOEL Hot funk, cold punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me.
BILLY JOEL If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought t...
BILLY JOEL People in music lie, but they don't expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect...
BILLY JOEL What if she figures out you're not very smart?
BILLY JOEL But I don't want some pretty faceTo tell me pretty liesAll I want is someone to believe.
BILLY JOEL Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow a...
BILLY JOEL Honesty is such a lonely wordEveryone is so untrueHonest is hardly ever heardAnd mostly what I need ...
BILLY JOEL If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.
BILLY JOEL People who are looking for art in rock 'n' roll or pop are looking for something that either doesn't...
BILLY JOEL You Catholic girls start much too lateBut sooner or later it comes down to fateI might as well be th...
BILLY JOEL You can speak your mindBut not on my time.
BILLY JOEL Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation.
BILLY JOEL You can't go home with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't sleep with the Rock and Roll Hall o...
BILLY JOEL The happiest times in my life were when my relationships were going well -- when I was in love with ...
BILLY JOEL I know I'm searching for somethingSomething so undefinedThat it can only be seenBy the eyes of the b...
BILLY JOEL If I'm gonna be losing it, I might as well be doing it right
BILLY JOEL She will promise you moreThan the Garden of EdenThen she'll carelessly cut youAnd laugh while you're...
BILLY JOEL I am no longer afraid of becoming lost, because the journey back always reveals something new, and t...
BILLY JOEL If you want to know what life is like in the Soviet Union, go to your local department of motor vehi...
BILLY JOEL You may be rightI may be crazyBut it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.
BILLY JOEL If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
BILLY JOEL Go on and cry in your coffee, but don't come bitching to me.
BILLY JOEL We all have a face that we hide away forever,And we take them out and show ourselves when everyone h...
BILLY JOEL I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.
BILLY JOEL Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then.
BILLY JOEL I believe that all important matters have to be settled here, not in the clouds somewhere after we k...
BILLY JOEL They're sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it's better than drinking alone.
BILLY JOEL You've got yoga honeyI've got beerYou got overpricedAnd I got weird.
BILLY JOEL Part of me is afraid to let go of this other thing, which was so hugely successful. But on the other...
BILLY JOEL There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.
BILLY JOEL ...And you're the only one who knows.
BILLY JOEL The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL Videos destroyed the vitality of rock and roll. Before that, music said, "Listen to me." Now it says...
BILLY JOEL I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me e...
BILLY JOEL You can get what you want or you can just get old.
BILLY JOEL Well we're waiting here in Allentown,
For the Pennsylvania we never found,
For the promise...
BILLY JOEL Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something...
BILLY JOEL I think historically America has been pretty tolerant. It seems when there's a mass influx from ...
BILLY JOEL I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about ...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.
BILLY JOEL I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good Die Young, asking t...
BILLY JOEL Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.
BILLY JOEL When I look at great works of art or listen to inspired music, I sense intimate portraits of the spe...
BILLY JOEL Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand.
BILLY JOEL Artists - musicians, painters, writers, poets - always seem to have had the most accurate perception...
BILLY JOEL You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can tr...
BILLY JOEL As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are not crazy or completely out of o...
BILLY JOEL I definitely prefer being a lover than a fighter.
BILLY JOEL So before we end and then begin
We'll drink a toast to how it's been
A few more hours to b...
BILLY JOEL Well, he robbed his way from Utah to Oklahoma
And the law just could not seem to track him down<...
BILLY JOEL Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I'm totally cool.
BILLY JOEL I don't think what has happened to me is that different from what happens to most people. The only d...
BILLY JOEL the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
-JOEL If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL "THE LONGEST TIME" If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.
JOEL OSTEEN When the negative thoughts come - and they will; they come to all of us - it's not enough to jus...
JOEL OSTEEN You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
JOEL MCHALE God made you a masterpiece - be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped.
JOEL OSTEEN A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig ...
JOEL SALATIN We live in a culture that relishes tearing others down. It's ultimately more fulfilling, though,...
JOEL OSTEEN Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best d...
JOEL OSTEEN I think that God gives you your own will and choices. I don't believe that we're supposed to...
JOEL OSTEEN If we're going to bring out the best in people, we, too, need to sow seeds of encouragement.
JOEL OSTEEN If I play a villain, I try to find his lightness and his good side. And if I play a hero or a good g...
JOEL KINNAMAN If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you.
JOEL OSTEEN I always try to put a seed of hope into people's hearts. I'm not there to teach them doctrin...
JOEL OSTEEN I love 'Breaking Bad.' I'd watch Bryan Cranston read the phone book, for days.
JOEL KINNAMAN I'm hardly digging trenches for a living. I'm getting to tap into my boyhood fantasies of be...
JOEL EDGERTON I would have happily done 'Bourne Legacy,' but a lot of decisions are made for you.
JOEL EDGERTON I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
JOEL MCHALE It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and...
JOEL MCHALE My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be ...
JOEL MCHALE Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while yo...
JOEL MCHALE It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor need...
JOEL MCHALE Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
JOEL MCHALE If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
JOEL MCHALE Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla...
JOEL MCHALE In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r...
JOEL MCHALE Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
JOEL MCHALE We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s...
JOEL COEN Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we...
JOEL FUHRMAN Combine anti-cancer foods to maximize protection against all cancers: A number of plant foods are as...
JOEL FUHRMAN Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message tha...
JOEL SALATIN Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa...
JOEL BENENSON We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN