She's got a smile that heals meI don't know why it isBut I have to laugh when she reveals me.


Billy Joel

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My cheeks explode when I smile. That's why I have to look so nonplussed.
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my mother, poor fish,
wanting to be happy, beaten two or three times a
week, telling me to...
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I dont smoke , do that makes me a good man? No , I am a good man that's why I don't smoke!
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She makes me laugh. I'm in stitches when I get here.
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Thought I couldn't live without you
It's gonna hurt when it heals too
Even though I really...
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Forget the girl who had everything. She died when her father did."
"But I--"
"Nothing is w...
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I just dont know how...to think less. If you know how, then teach me...
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A laugh is a smile that bursts.
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I hoped I could make people smile and laugh and have a good time.
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It really makes me smile when i put a smile on someone's face.
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I dont know that happened.
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I don't have a lot of time to speak... but we will speak soon.
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I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 millio...
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It felt good to laugh and smile again.
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True evil, always reveals itself, in the form of a smile.
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Me?...Stupid?” I fluttered my eyes innocently. “When have I ever done anything stupid?”
<...
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The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
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I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.
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It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
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Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!Don't ask me why.
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And the word spread of Billy the Kid.
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We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn...
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We might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no one.
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Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood.
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Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!
Don't ask me why.
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Singles don't represent me. Albums do.
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No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
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I ride my own motorcycles, People are like, 'God, the guy is bad enough on cars!' Actually I have a ...
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We came in spastic, like tameless horses. We left in plastic as numbered corpses.
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You can walk away from your mistakes.You can turn your back on what you do.Just a little smile is al...
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Now, we lives our lives...So nonchalant...We spend our time...So 'Bon Vivant'...Our stylish nights.....
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Drank a lot of take home pay.
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I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin,
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I hate making videos. Songs are not visual. You get it out of the air. You don't watch it on MTV.
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have a good reason to be scared.
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Only the Good Die Young
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Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile.
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Clear as a crystal... Sharp as a knife...I feel like I'm in the prime of my life.
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I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.
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She can kill with a smile,She can wound with her eyes.
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If you said good-bye to me tonight,There would still be music left to write.
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Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down before.
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I see the winos talking to themselvesAnd I can understand.
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What will it take till you believe in meThe way that I believe in you.
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I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone.
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Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool.
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Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair. . . .
I could not love...
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Slow down you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time.
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But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe.
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Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more.
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What if she figures out you're not very smart?
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But I don't want some pretty faceTo tell me pretty liesAll I want is someone to believe.
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If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.
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You Catholic girls start much too lateBut sooner or later it comes down to fateI might as well be th...
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You can speak your mindBut not on my time.
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Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation.
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You can't go home with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't sleep with the Rock and Roll Hall o...
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If I'm gonna be losing it, I might as well be doing it right
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She will promise you moreThan the Garden of EdenThen she'll carelessly cut youAnd laugh while you're...
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I am no longer afraid of becoming lost, because the journey back always reveals something new, and t...
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If you want to know what life is like in the Soviet Union, go to your local department of motor vehi...
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You may be rightI may be crazyBut it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.
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If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
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Go on and cry in your coffee, but don't come bitching to me.
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I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.
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Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then.
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They're sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it's better than drinking alone.
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There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.
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...And you're the only one who knows.
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Videos destroyed the vitality of rock and roll. Before that, music said, "Listen to me." Now it says...
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I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me e...
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You can get what you want or you can just get old.
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Well we're waiting here in Allentown,
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For the promise...
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Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something...
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I think historically America has been pretty tolerant. It seems when there's a mass influx from ...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.
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I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good Die Young, asking t...
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Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.
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Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand.
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I definitely prefer being a lover than a fighter.
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So before we end and then begin
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Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I'm totally cool.
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the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
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If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL "THE LONGEST TIME"
If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.
JOEL OSTEEN
When the negative thoughts come - and they will; they come to all of us - it's not enough to jus...
JOEL OSTEEN
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
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God made you a masterpiece - be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped.
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A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig ...
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We live in a culture that relishes tearing others down. It's ultimately more fulfilling, though,...
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Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best d...
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I think that God gives you your own will and choices. I don't believe that we're supposed to...
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If we're going to bring out the best in people, we, too, need to sow seeds of encouragement.
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If I play a villain, I try to find his lightness and his good side. And if I play a hero or a good g...
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If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you.
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I always try to put a seed of hope into people's hearts. I'm not there to teach them doctrin...
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I love 'Breaking Bad.' I'd watch Bryan Cranston read the phone book, for days.
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I'm hardly digging trenches for a living. I'm getting to tap into my boyhood fantasies of be...
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I would have happily done 'Bourne Legacy,' but a lot of decisions are made for you.
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I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
JOEL MCHALE
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and...
JOEL MCHALE
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be ...
JOEL MCHALE
Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while yo...
JOEL MCHALE
It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor need...
JOEL MCHALE
Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
JOEL MCHALE
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
JOEL MCHALE
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla...
JOEL MCHALE
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r...
JOEL MCHALE
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
JOEL MCHALE
We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s...
JOEL COEN
Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we...
JOEL FUHRMAN
Combine anti-cancer foods to maximize protection against all cancers: A number of plant foods are as...
JOEL FUHRMAN
Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message tha...
JOEL SALATIN
Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa...
JOEL BENENSON
We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN
Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON
When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN
Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN
I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN
When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN
I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON
Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN
There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG
Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN
You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN
Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN
He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES
Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER
Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN
I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN
The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN
In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN
The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN
Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN
Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN