Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.