Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight for it

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?

'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!'
'So?'

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.