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See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy. H. RAP BROWN
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He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself LOIS LOWRY It is what it is, it is what you make it.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke
in the world. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
In a theater, it happened that a fire started offstage. The clown came out to tell the audience. The... SøREN KIERKEGAARD
Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you u... BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH
Im okay Im okay now.But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
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A Bullet is a man, from time to time he strays, I compare my life to this, To this I relate. And Im ... CHRIS CORNELL
It is a small world. You do not have to live in it particuarly long to learn that for yourself. Ther... NEIL GAIMAN
See the world for what it is.BEAUTIFUL!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS
It is not the least bit coincidental that adults who commit suicide with firearms nearly always shoo... DAVID FOSTER WALLACE
I, the soul called Wanderer, love you, human Ian. And that will never change, no matter what I might... STEPHENIE MEYER I am Happy and satisfied with what I am. 10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will...
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GARY F EVANS...
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It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells. HILARY MANTEL
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I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. TED TURNER you really think im happy what just because i smile haha thats a joke is the devil good just because...
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My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy.
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind. H.P. LOVECRAFT
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I´m starting to think that I´m the butt of a joke the whole world is in on. JIMMY FALLON Poets, Writers . . . know that we are the enchanting magicians that nourishes the seeds of dreams an...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world. ANONYMOUS It's a joke to propose dialogue in this manner.
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? STEVEN WRIGHT
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? STEPHEN WRIGHT For this hurricane to have come in and for it to affect the market that fast, it's a joke.
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Our world will not die as the result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of ban... CARLOS RUIZ ZAFóN
This guilt is a joke, and it’s exhausting to watch you martyr yourself. ANN AGUIRRE
If that's the best joke in the world, then I've never had a face-lift. PHYLLIS DILLER
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He was saying that the end of the world wasn't an accident; it was a joke. HOLLY BLACK Im finally glad to see this move forward,
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Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life. JOHN DAVID ANDERSON IT departments have spent a lot of money on security. They've hardened the castle walls but left the...
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TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. MUHAMMAD ALI
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Do what you will, this world's a fiction and is made up of contradiction WILLIAM BLAKE
Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. MICHAEL KEATON
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J C A ROWE
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. CLIFTON FADIMAN Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it.
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Don't run away. Im not running away. Im already gone.
-Lena and Ethan
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IMELDA MAY Freiheit ist etwas Maßloses. Im Guten wie im Schlechten.
CARSTEN K. RATH You hold substance in my psyche
SARAHBETH PURCELL
I began by saying that our history will be what we make it. If we go on as we are, then history will... EDWARD R. MURROW
That's it really; it's all love, whichever way you look at it, it's all love. How much you can Get f... GEORGE HARRISON a joke in China because by and large they just ignore it.
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CHRIS CHRISTIANSEN
the sentence im reading is terrific ... J.D. SALINGER It's a joke - a bad joke, but a joke.
JULIAN KURTZ
Im a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl BJORK This isn't a plan. This is a joke. If this is the best solution our loyal opposition can present, I'...
CHUCK SCHALLIOL
Life is a re-discovery. BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS...
Life Is a Misconception. DEYTH BANGER
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ED GOLOD
Im still runnin against the windWell Im older now and still
Against the wind
BOB SEGER
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive
and it is only by ... ANAIS NIN
Off, end this lies it's not awesome. Please take this crap, second very clever and smart, but I want... DEYTH BANGER Life is not all about sticking or stopping your thoughts to old memories but LIFE STARTS when you st...
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HASAN MINHAJ
